'Wally Buono' parody song from Regina radio station

[Blitz]

You gotta love the spirit in the province of Saskatchewan regarding their Riders!!!!!!!!!!!

A ventriloquist B.C. Lion fan went out to Regina to watch the Western Semi-Final on Sunday. Arriving in Regina on Saturday, he took a walk in the country and saw a farmer, dressed up in Rider 'green', sitting on his porch with his dog.

Lion Fan: Hey, looking forward to the game on Sunday?
Farmer: Yup, wearing my Rider Green and we're goin to kick Wally and your Leos butts tomorrow!!
Lion Fan: Gonna be a great game and we've got momentum. "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Farmer: "This dog don't talk!"
Lion Fan: "Hey dog, how's it goin'?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Farmer: (Look of extreme shock)
Lion Fan: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at famer)
Dog: "Yep."
Lion Fan: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Farmer: (Look of disbelief)
Lion Fan: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Famer: "Horses don't talk!"
Lion Fan: "Hey horse, how's it goin'?"
Horse: "Cool."
Farmer: (An even wilder look of shock)
Lion Fan: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at farmer)
Horse: "Yep."
Lion Fan: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Farmer: (Look of total amazement)
Lion Fan: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Farmer: (Gesticulating wildly and hardly able to talk)......"Them sheep ain't nothin' but liars, every darned one of 'em!!!!

[D]

Farmer: (Gesticulating wildly and hardly able to talk)......"Them sheep ain't nothin' but liars, every darned one of 'em!!!!

Baaaaaaaa means NO!

[Blitz]

Two Saskatchewn Rider fans decided to go out hunting on the Saturday morning to try and distract themselves from the nerves they were feeling before the huge playoff game on Sunday. Of course, both wore their green Rider football jerseys.

A Leos fan, visiting Regina for the weekend of the big game, decideed to takea drive into the Saskatchwen prairie, to get a view of the countryside outside of Regina.

The hunters, standing out in their green Rider outfits, were dragging their dead deer back to their car. "Hey", said the Leo fan, as he came across the two huntners.."I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground". The two hunters, being die hard Rider fans, did not want to let the Leo fan think they would take his advice. However, after the Leo fan drove away, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.

[Belize City Lion]

These two guys from Regina were on a road trip in rural Sakatchewan when their car broke down. They manage to walk about a mile until they find a farm house. A young woman answers the door and after hearing of their plight tells them that her father is a pretty good mechanic, but he's not going to be home until tomorrow morning. She invites the guys to spend the night and wait until her father to return in the AM. They accept her hospitality and she shows each of them to their separate rooms.

In the middle of the night the young lass visits each of the guys rooms to have a little fun. Each time, before getting down to business she hands the guy a condom and says "put this on, and whatever you do DON'T take it off or I will get pregnant". Both happily comply and a good, safe, time is had by all.

The next morning the father returns, fixes the car, and guys head back to Regina.

About a week later the two guys meet up for beer (Pilsner, of course), and begin reminiscing about the adventure they had with the young farm girl. "She was really nice to us and all that, but do you care if she got pregnant?" asked the first guy. "Not really" shrugs his friend. "Me either, I'm going to take this damn condom off!"

[Blitz]

These two guys from Regina were on a road trip in rural Sakatchewan when their car broke down. They manage to walk about a mile until they find a farm house. A young woman answers the door and after hearing of their plight tells them that her father is a pretty good mechanic, but he's not going to be home until tomorrow morning. She invites the guys to spend the night and wait until her father to return in the AM. They accept her hospitality and she shows each of them to their separate rooms.

In the middle of the night the young lass visits each of the guys rooms to have a little fun. Each time, before getting down to business she hands the guy a condom and says "put this on, and whatever you do DON'T take it off or I will get pregnant". Both happily comply and a good, safe, time is had by all.

The next morning the father returns, fixes the car, and guys head back to Regina.

About a week later the two guys meet up for beer (Pilsner, of course), and begin reminiscing about the adventure they had with the young farm girl. "She was really nice to us and all that, but do you care if she got pregnant?" asked the first guy. "Not really" shrugs his friend. "Me either, I'm going to take this damn condom off!"

One Sunday, Jim Bob, a die hard Riders fan, was walking down Main Street of Regina, when he saw his buddy Billy Bob, heading towards Mosaic Stadium driving a brand new pickup.
Jim Bob pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Billy Bob, where'd you git that truck?!?"
"Tammie Joe' gived it to me," Bubba replied.
"She gived it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya'll but a new truck?"
"Well, Jim Bob' let me tell you wut' happened. We wuz drivin' out on a country road yesterday, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie Joe' pulled off the road, put the truck in 4X4 wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba,ya'll take whatever you want.'
... So I took the truck!"
"Billy Bob, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"


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The Rider fan came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jim Bob, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Jim Bob replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The Rider fan answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license number."

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Emily Sue passed away, and of all times, on the Sunday morning, just before Jim Bob was going to watch the Riders game.

Jim Bob called 911. The 911 operator told Jim Bob that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Jim Bob replied, "At the end of Prairie Loosestrife Drive."

The operator, asked, "Can you spell that for me?

"There was a long pause and finally Jim Bob said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Elm Street and you pick her up there?"

[zark]

Here's a Rider fans favorite joke about us....
... 2...no 3 Rider fans walk into a bar and....and.... Lions Suck!!!...HAHA ...that was funny ...tell it again....

[Blitz]

Here's a Rider fans favorite joke about us....
... 2...no 3 Rider fans walk into a bar and....and.... Lions Suck!!!...HAHA ...that was funny ...tell it again....

Well, here is what I say to the Riders fan favorite joke....

A gas station in Regina was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up.

Soon Jim Bob, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, Jim Bob, along with a buddy, a die hard Riders fan,, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The Riders guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Jim Bob said to his buddy, the die hard Riders fan. "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." The die hard Riders fan replied, "No it ain't, Jim Bob. It ain't rigged... my wife won twice last week.

[joe kapp22]

Here's a Rider fans favorite joke about us....
... 2...no 3 Rider fans walk into a bar and....and.... Lions Suck!!!...HAHA ...that was funny ...tell it again....

I hate to say this, but in the States, at least in the Southern States, "Melon Head" is something of a disparaging term referring to a hydro encephalitic condition.

When I see those fans wearing watermelons on their heads I get a large chuckle out of it...melon head....

No offence meant to Riders fans per se..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_heads