Thanks for posting, sj-roc. Very interesting log of his quotes, actions and controversies.
It's a head shaker. This man is out of control. Doesn't say much for the screening process when the Bombers hired him. I hope the Bombers get things under control before they slip down into Argos' territory.
Kelly brings back memories of Jeff Reinbold, another guy in his own world. He was actually a helluva special teams coach with the Lions at one time. I attended a work shop where he was a presenter. He kept it low key at that time, but you could tell he was not your Tom Landry or Wally Buono type. More like a skinny little Hells Angel with his Harley. Vroom vroom.
Dec. 2/08—The Ringmaster Arrives
What: His first day on the job, Kelly makes it clear what his area of expertise is.
Quotable: “No one’s touching the quarterbacks but me.” — Kelly
Jan. 13/09 — Sign of Trouble?
What: Director of player personnel Brendan Taman resigns, citing burnout.
Quotable: “I would tell you if I couldn’t work with Mike Kelly.” — Taman
Jan. 21/09—QB Conundrum
What: Citing his faith in unproven Stefan LeFors, Kelly puts veteran Kevin Glenn on the trade block.
Quotable: “There comes a time, in everyone’s career at places, that maybe a change of scenery would help them.” — Kelly
Jan. 27/09 — The Napkin Caper
What: Kelly takes a run at Taman’s scouting system.
Quotable: “Everything was done on napkins, I guess.” — Kelly
Jan. 29/09 — Apology No. 1
What: Kelly posts 1,100-word statement on the team web site.
Quotable: “I apologize to Brendan for the perceived slight.” — Kelly
March 9/09—QB Conundrum, Pt. II
What: Kelly releases Glenn, outright.
Quotable: “I have a lot of confidence in the intelligence and athleticism of the (quarterbacks) we have under contract right now.” — Kelly
March 18/09 — Oops, Pt. I
What: The CFL raps Kelly’s knuckles for planning to have his QBs join rookies at a free agent camp.
Quotable: Nothing, because an irate Kelly was quickly muzzled by club president Lyle Bauer.
April 21/09 — Crotch Shot
What: Kelly refers to Saskatchewan as the “crotch of Canada.”
Quotable: “We kind of raided the toothless, green, watermelon-helmet-wearing people from the crotch of Canada.” —Kelly
April 24/09 — Apology No. 2
What: Bauer issues a formal apology.
June 3/09 — Oops, Pt. II
What: The CFL admonishes Kelly again for having his veteran QBs get together prior to training camp.
June 3/09 — Media Wars
What: Kelly clashes with Winnipeg TV crews over restricted filming times on the first day of rookie camp.
June 18/09 — Shotgun Blast
What: Kelly questions the wisdom of coaches using the shotgun formation.
Quotable: Kelly said the shotgun was for “flag football and guys that haven’t coached quarterbacks very well.”
June 21/09 — Oops, Pt. III
What: The league forces the Bombers to give up two draft picks to B.C. when it’s discovered the pick they originally sent to the Lions for O-lineman Kelly Bates had already been conditionally promised to another team in another deal.
June 29/09 — Media Wars, the Sequel
What: Kelly flips out on TV crews after one of them films his kicker running a fake punt in practice.
Quotable: Nothing, because Kelly refused to do his daily media scrum after practice.
June 29/09 — Gone, Not Forgotten
What: A public backlash causes the Bombers to reverse their decision to give linebacker Siddeeq Shabazz the No. 1 jersey last worn by perennial all-star running back Charles Roberts.
The Season
Week 2 — The Armstrong Affair
What: star receiver Derick Armstrong balks at taking a backup role, has a heated argument with Kelly and is eventually released.
Quotable: “The team is always bigger than any individuals.” —Kelly
Week 3 — SpyGate
What: Bomber scout is caught spying on Hamilton’s practice.
Quotable: “It’s a non-isssue, it’s been handled internally and I’m not talking about it.” — Kelly
Week 5 — About-Face
What: Citing a bad environment in which to groom a QB, Kelly gives up on Stefan LeFors and signs CFL castoff Michael Bishop.
Quotable: “It’s just the schizophrenic reactions to wins and losses around here.” —Kelly
Week 7 — Oops, Pt. IV
What: After saying Kelly Bates was hurt, the Bombers improperly try to cut the veteran O-lineman, eventually relegating him to the nine-game injury list.
Week 8 — The LeFors Saga
What: Turns out Kelly’s annointed QB was given an ultimatum: take a $60,000 pay cut, or get cut.
Quotable: “When I feel like I have a gun to my head, what am I going to do?” — LeFors
Week 9 — Don’t Touch that Dial
What: Kelly bans callers to his weekly radio call-in show.
Quotable: “You can ask questions face-to-face, rather than having phone muscles... don’t hide behind a computer or a phone and act like you’re a big guy.” — Kelly
Week 9 — Pacman Cometh
What: News breaks the Bombers are on the verge of signing NFL bad boy Pacman Jones. After watching Jones’ web video the next day, the plan is scrapped.
Quotable: “I just signed with the UFL, man. So I’ll go to the UFL and do my thing and get ready for the playoff run in the NFL ... I meant to say the CFL, man, not the UFL. My bad.” — Jones
Week 10 — The Simpson Diaries, Pt. I
What: Veteran linebacker Barrin Simpson asks to be traded.
Quotable: “It’s just a business disagreement.” — Simpson
Week 11 — Shipped Out
What: The Bombers trade veteran receivers Romby Bryant and Arjei Franklin.
Quotable: “Romby loves the fact he’s out of there. He’s been asking since Day 2 or 3 to get out of there.” — TSN commentator Milt Stegall, on Bryant.
Week 12 — The Simpson Diaries, Pt. II
What: The CFL overturns Winnipeg’s attempt to place Simpson on the nine-game injury list because Simpson didn’t agree to the move. Meanwhile, the linebacker is banned from the locker-room for allegedly being a negative influence.
Quotable: “That is ridiculous. Someone’s trying to make me look bad.” — Simpson
Week 12 — The Confrontation?
What: A TSN report says Bishop was ready to quit the team after a confrontation with Kelly.
Quotable: “That is absolutely beautiful. The only time he and I have ever raised the volume is when we’re laughing.” — Kelly
Week 16: Old Lefty Returns/Media Wars
What: Desperate for a healthy punter, Kelly brings back kicker Troy Westwood, who’d been banished by former coach Doug Berry.
Quotable: “That isn’t how we want to treat Winnipeg Blue Bombers.” — Kelly
What: Kelly causes another firestorm by changing practice time the day before a game without telling the media.
Quotable: “I want to apologize to everyone who had their panties in a ball.” — a sarcastic Kelly
Week 17 — Radio B.S.
What: Kelly launches into a juvenile tirade on the radio after an embarrassing loss in Montreal.
Quotable: “Media bulls---” — the term Kelly used before hanging up on play-by-play man Bob Irving
Week 18 — The Floyd Fiasco
What: Kelly get into it with Hamilton linebacker Otis Floyd in the final game of the regular season.
Quotable: “He has no class at all. He told me to go f--- myself.” — Floyd
“Does Otis have a degree? I doubt it.” — Kelly
The Post-Season
Nov. 10: Kelly vows to return in 2010: “I know damn well I’ll be back. I’m not going anywhere.”
Grey Cup Week: Kelly gets into an argument with a fan in a Calgary bar.
Today: Kelly charged with assault and harrassment at his home near Philadelphia, after a domestic incident that left his former girlfriend cut and bruised. Hours later, Bombers fire Kelly.