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Hey
I am not dangerous or furry
I don't live in the woods, eat raw flesh or pets

I don't know Jimmy, Suzy or Sally from the valley
Although I am certain they are very very nice

We use 3 downs not 4;
Big end zones not small;
And our champions drink from cups not bowls
I have proudly placed my team's decal on my bumper

I believe in 20 seconds between plays not 40,
The 5 yard rule not fair catches
And that the rouge is a truly noble point

The beer at games does taste good;
the 55 yard line is center field
And we are saying LOO not BOO, LOOOOO!

BC Lions Football is the best sport's value in town, the only winning team in town
and this year we are going after another Grey Cup!

My name is Joe and I am a BC Lions Fan

Thank you